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Poll Pourri Steel the Show By Bharat Desai
New Faces for
Old The Congress' search for untainted faces whom voters will like is truly pathetic. Last heard, P.A. Sangma, who's rarely addressed a rally outside his native Meghalaya, was much in demand -- among partymen in Uttar Pradesh, Haryana, Kerala, West Bengal. Perhaps his fervent pleas for silence as the hapless Speaker of the 11th Lok Sabha have won him sympathy among the people, even if they evoked no response in the House. The other great white hope is Manmohan Singh, seen as a prospective candidate from south Delhi, liberalisation's Disneyland. His backers hope he'll win back the Sikhs and induce the generally non-voting affluent classes to walk to the polling booth. Wonder what his slogan'll be -- "Amiri lao"? Yadav vs Yadav vs Yadav Every politician has a weakness. Laloo Prasad Yadav has two: Sadhu and Subhash, his brothers-in-law. Both want to contest from Gopalganj. Sadhu is determined, "ticket or no ticket". Since he says he's "nursed the constituency for 23 long years" hopefully Rabri didi will smile at him. Maybe that's why brother Subhash is pinning hopes on Laloo: "Saheb is everything for us. It is for saheb to judge who will be the candidate." Even so, the fatalism hasn't kept him from canvassing with senior ministers like Raghunath Jha. With Sadhu, when words fail -- which seems quite often -- fists take over. Recently, along with Munajir Hasan, RJD MLA and Sadhu flunkey, he beat up some of Subhash's supporters. Apparently the duo was drunk. As the fraternal feud hots up, Lal Babu Prasad Yadav, the outgoing RJD MP from Gopalganj, has not uttered one word about being renominated. Discretion, in English and Yadav-speak alike, is the better part of valour. Mr Loophole
Solo Artistes Andhra Pradesh's tradition of one-man, one-issue parties goes back to N.T. Rama Rao, who founded the Telugu Desam with only one issue: himself. This time there is a plethora of such groups. M.V. Bhaskara Rao, the state's former police chief, has founded the Andhra Nadu, aiming, most originally, to "empower deprived sections". Next there is Jai Telengana, which wants a separate state. The Kapu community has been organised into the Kapu Nadu. The Madigas and Malas, the largest Dalit sub-castes, have formed the Madiga Dandora and the Mala Mahanadu. The Dandora plans the chappal (slipper) as its symbol, "to teach Chief Minister N. Chandrababu Naidu a lesson". What was that about politics being slippery? Matriarch's Comeback Laloo Yadav's southern partners in the Jan Morcha are a fairly obscure lot, with one honourable exception: the Janadhipatya Samrakshana Samiti (JSS) in Kerala. This is the party K.R. Gowri founded after she was thrown out of the CPI(M) three years ago. An Ezhava, the OBC Gowriamma's explusion had the CPI(M) top brass facing charges of casteism. As a firebrand minister in the Marxist government of 1967, Gowri mothered Kerala's extensive land reforms. At 79, she remained formidable enough for Kanshi Ram to want to woo the JSS into his alliance. So is she the new role model for Mayawati? Prized Rivalry Here's a formula for winning the Bharat Ratna posthumously: make sure your political heirs have a legacy to exploit or a national party to coerce. Srikant Jena of the JD set the ball rolling when he accused A.B. Vajpayee of sabotaging Biju Patnaik's Bharat Ratna. Apparently, Vajpayee's contention -- though he's denied it -- was that if Biju deserved the highest civilian honour so did N.T. Rama Rao (NTR). Since Bjiu's son and NTR's widow are now cosying up to the BJP, it may want to make the Bharat Ratna a poll commitment. Next, some party could promise Rajasthan's voters a Param Vir Chakra for Rana Pratap Cool Scene King of the hills, emperor of the sound bite. Virbhadra Singh, Himachal Pradesh's chief minister, obviously thinks he's sitting pretty. He must be the only remaining Congressman to ooze confidence, despite the Lok Sabha and assembly elections coming up. He's dismissive of the BJP: "Its so-called lehar (wave) is like Pepsi Lehar -- only fizz." Nor does he want any central leaders to help him: "They are welcome for winter holidaying. I can take care of campaigning." Maybe the national cricket team should meet Singh for a few sessions on the killer instinct. Go Fly a Kite, Make Money Some Gujaratis love the BJP, most Gujaratis love flying kites and all Gujaratis love making money. Bharat Shah, an Ahmedabad businessman, has decided to combine all three passions. He recently set up shop near the BJP's state headquarters with 40,000 custom-designed white kites proclaiming: "Sthir sarkar, Atal netritva" -- Stable government, Atal (resolute) leadership. With a little help from his friends in the party, Shah's been selling 200 kites a day and has told his suppliers to send him 60,000 more. He is also expanding his range of user-friendly BJP merchandise to include "friendship belts" -- with the lotus (the BJP's symbol) and the slogan "I love BJP" printed on them. Savvy as he may be, to Shah business takes second place to loyalty: "I churn out innovative ideas only for the BJP. I don't sell my ideas to any other party." What do you call this? Ideological profitability or profitable ideology?
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